Math and Science Jokes
Math Jokes
Q: What did the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!
Q: What does the little mermaid wear?
A: An Algebra
Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan!
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Science Jokes
Q: What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber.
A: You can't cross a vector with a scalar.
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
Q: How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?
A: Avocados number.
Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium
Q: Where does bad light end up?
A: In a prism.
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